UPDATE: For help with Clover: A Curious Tale please visit the shiny new forums at Blitz1UP.com.
First of all, you need to download that Clover trial. And then buy it. Twice.
In all seriousness, if you've wound up here looking for help with the puzzles of Clover, or just want to ask questions about its various references, you can now visit the official Xbox Clover forum. Just remember that these forums are run by Microsoft and not me, so if you go talking crap you should expect to get banhammered in the most torturous way possible.
In other news, the nice folks over at GayGamer clearly seem to have good taste! If Clover doesn't sell well enough, I'll have to go into modelling...